2.23.2007

the landlord's daughter


i laugh at just about anything. i'm not really sure why. i don't think it's always for the same reason as everyone else. there's just something absurd about most things.
you may recognize this from a series of photos of apes and monkeys. i don't remember the name of the photographer, but that's what i drew this from. that's from what i drew it.

2.21.2007

my crane wife

sometimes i do wee drawings on postit notes. little scraps that are about 3.5 inches square. here are a few of the not so crappy ones

















remember what i told you about world of warcraft? here's a blood elf as further evidence that i need to stop.

































yeti the kid
















i like squirrels. you know that. i know that. we all know that.
















surprised. this i pulled out of a magazine. i first took a quick glance, went back to work for awhile and then drew what i remembered. it was pretty bad. this is from the second glance.
this was drawn while actually looking at the image in the magazine.

these are cartoons of the wee chihuahua that runs our lives. i drew them for my brother in law that is in navy boot camp. i don't know why that's the only thing i can think to draw for him.

the aforementioned navy bootcamper. he'll be doing some sort of flag dance at his graduation ceremony. so here's how i think it'll kinda go down. i hope they do it do some crazy disco song. i have a feeling i'll be disappointed in that hope. one last drawing.

who could it be? any guesses?

2.08.2007

falling asleep, pen in hand

i get up really early in the morning in order to go to the gym without impacting my afternoon, which is very vital to my slackering lifestyle. i'm sure i need to go to bed earlier to compensate for waking up early. since that would make total sense, i'm not going to do that. instead, i'll just try and power through the afternoon. maybe i'll have some yogurt too.

oh, and here's what i was doing while falling asleep. this is the troll in some warrior gear. it might not look epic, but let me tell you! it's not. the next profession blizz should roll out should be leaf crafting. leaf is the new epic.

2.05.2007

can't get enough of myself

it may not look like me, but this is me as juice. you can tell from my crooked teeth, super nose and horrendous snoring. it doesn't make any sense, but sleeping juice boxes drool out their straws, where they keep their juices, not in their mouth, which is only used for talking and not eating, making saliva unnecessary. not that i'm the kind of person that would think about things like that.

2.02.2007

photoshop ate my homework

i was going to post some progress i made on the troll's wardrobe from my last post, but photonchop conspired with the network drive to make my file explode. luckily, i had a backup copy, so i only lost the stuff i did today and not the whole thing, which may have led to my own head exploding. i refuse to accept any sort of personal responsibility, as is my prerogative as a citizen of these fine united states. this is clearly a case of negligent software developers and hardware engineers grossly failing to foresee each and every possible problem that could ever arise and make provisions for said problems. i suppose i'll actually have to set aside some time this weekend to get some drawing in between all the strenuous channel changing and mouse clicking.