can't get enough of myself

it may not look like me, but this is me as juice. you can tell from my crooked teeth, super nose and horrendous snoring. it doesn't make any sense, but sleeping juice boxes drool out their straws, where they keep their juices, not in their mouth, which is only used for talking and not eating, making saliva unnecessary. not that i'm the kind of person that would think about things like that.